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Me: Greetings, new character! You're alive and that's great because now you can take agency in this story. Feels good, doesn't it?

You know, I have great things prepared for you. I've bestowed you with MAGIC! You can literally reshape the very fabric of reality!

You can do weird poses, and conjure lightning with our big SFX budget! It'll all look supremely cool!

Now go knock out that goblin. Don't worry, you're powerful, you can just twitch your nose and

New Character: Can I have, like, a bat?